okay . so . this is one of the not-scarey ones xP in the ol' loch (lol cant spell) ness , nessie the loch ness monster was booorrred . she was tired of munching on boats in her lake , so she decided to look around the bottom of it . at the bottom she found a hole , and , poking her head into the hole , quickly found out it was a tunnel . she followed the tunnel and found herself in a vast expanse of water - what we peoplezes like to call the atlantic ocean . (yes , i was young when i thought this up , i dont even know where loch ness is . xD) she swam and found herself swimming between cape breton and newfoundland . she beached herself on anticosti island , scaring a couple of people in the process . then she swam right through the st lawrence river . it was a tight squeeze as she got to quebec city , but she got through . finally she got to lake ontario . so if you ever see a shape in lake ontario , check it ouutt . nessie's nice these days.

yes , the kiddies loved this story d: no idea why .

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_{I'll sleep tonight but the war's f a r f r o m o v e r
Tomorrow is no guaruntee
If I don't return from this l i f e of a s o l d i e r
Don't you be crying for me}